Karen Jo wrote a wonderful Rascal limerick. When you read it you may remember that I have had a world renowned career in furniture wrestling. In addition to being a Couch Wrestler and a Table Wrestler, I also hold the Midnight World Federation Table Wrestling Championship.
I've decided that it is high time that I take on an apprentice. Guess who.
my highly successful Couch Hold. It gets 'em every time.
The couch doesn't have a chance.
I think she's got terrific potential, don't you?