Ladies, Cats, and Gentlemen, here we are at the World Furniture Wrestling Championship. And it's Rascal, The Table Wrestling Champ, versus The Couch......
Ladies, Cats, and Gentlemen,
The Couch is in a difficult position here,
it looks as though Rascal may win the match in a matter of moments!
For the viewing pleasure of the entire audience,
will all spectators please sit down.
For the safety of our spectators,
please keep out of the wrestling ring.