About That Water Dish
The other day you practically accused me of scooting the water dish around and spilling water all over the bathroom floor. You never actually said you thought I did it, but the mere fact that you even asked suggests that you suspects me of being the guilty party. In fact, I was so flabbergasted that you would even think such a thing, that I didn't know what to say.
Therefore I present evidence to prove that it wasn't me.
Please note the location of the water dish and the Cat who is partaking.
Please note that this was taken within seconds of Exhibit A. Note especially the new location of the water dish and that the same Cat is still partaking.
I think this is evidence enough to prove that I am not the guilty party.