May the Best Box Win
Here I am with my two boxes. My boxes. Two boxes, not one. Two excellent boxes. The very best of boxes. The most superior of boxes. And both boxes are all mine.
I think I'll ........... Huh? What in the world is she doing over there????
Why does she always get the best box. It's not fair. Why should I get stuck with these. I can't even lay down in them comfortably. Hmm....... When she's not looking I'll trade her for these old things. Yeah, that's it. I'll take hers and she can have mine. As soon as she leaves. Yeah, as soon as she leaves.