Friday, December 15, 2006

It's a Christmas What?

Rascal: (backing up) Dad, what is that thing? A vishus deer?

Dad: It's a sheep. You know, one of the Christmas shepherd's sheep.

Rascal: Is it a vishus sheep?

Dad: No Rascal, there's no such thing as vishus sheep.

Rascal: Yes there is. I read Skeezix's Scratching Post. I know about these things.

Dad: Here Rascal. This is a sheep. It's just one of Mom's toy sheep and it's not vishus.

Rascal: It smells vishus to Me.

Dad: No it's not, I promise. Look, it won't hurt you.

Dad: Baaaaaa. Baaaaaaaaa.

Rascal: Ok. I've had enough. Don't bother Me with that thing anymore.

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22 Comments:

At Friday, December 15, 2006 10:41:00 AM, Blogger Dragonheart said...

Nice photos. :)

Can sheep be vishus? If they can, I might be in trouble. We have a bunch of big HUGE sheep that graze just beyond our backyard. If they could be vishus, I should let my humans know. I'm an indoor cat, so I don't have to worry about myself, but I would worry about my humans.

The sheep in your photos is a LOT smaller than the sheep I can see out the window.

 
At Friday, December 15, 2006 12:28:00 PM, Blogger Rascal said...

I recommend you ask Skeezix or Jack. They're the experts.

 
At Friday, December 15, 2006 6:21:00 PM, Blogger Eric and Flynn said...

now yoo haf got us wurreed cuz in the feeld next to owrs theer are a squillion sheep hoo live theer.

 
At Friday, December 15, 2006 6:49:00 PM, Blogger Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

if you tip that thing back an forth, duz it say bahhhhhhhh? cuz if it duz, that would be furry strange - yur momma an ours bof haf the 'zact same big sheep an now that one looks just like one of our Lady's little sheep, but hers goes bahhhhhhh. duz yours?

 
At Friday, December 15, 2006 8:31:00 PM, Blogger Rascal said...

YES!!!!!! Mom's sheep says' "baaaa" when you tip it. The first time I heard it do that it made me real mad and I chased Mom all around the house putting the bitey on her ankles. I wouldn't do that for Dad though.

 
At Saturday, December 16, 2006 12:24:00 AM, Blogger Renee said...

I think you may be right about the better spelling Rascal... but it will be easier for me to check her spelling if she guest blogs (and I don't think she could remember her password yet.)

 
At Saturday, December 16, 2006 12:25:00 AM, Blogger Renee said...

Yay! Blogger Beta is letting me post today.

 
At Saturday, December 16, 2006 1:45:00 AM, Blogger Lux said...

Don't they sometimes carry things to extremes (humans)? Mine do! But I wouldn't worry too much about that tiny sheep; you could knock it down with one paw!

 
At Saturday, December 16, 2006 1:47:00 AM, Blogger Tina T-P said...

Oh, yes, Rascal, those sheep can be verrry vishus! And they lick you on the face, ewwww. Got to watch em every minute! Neelix (and his mom who is ROFL)

 
At Saturday, December 16, 2006 3:09:00 PM, Blogger Canberra BK said...

If there are any New Zealand poodins around, we'd better let them know. I hear there are a lot of sheepies in New Zealand!

 
At Saturday, December 16, 2006 4:08:00 PM, Blogger Aria said...

king of the jungle. as it should be!

 
At Sunday, December 17, 2006 3:56:00 AM, Blogger The Famous Five said...

We are from New Zealand & Skeezix's blog alerted us to the fact they are vishus.
we are a bit worried 'cos there is much more sheeps than peoples here in New Zealand but lucky for us no sheeps live by us.

 
At Sunday, December 17, 2006 10:06:00 AM, Blogger Kitikata-san said...

Hey tall, dark and handsome Rascal you! Good job for not falling for that vishus deer trick! People can be very sneaky!

 
At Sunday, December 17, 2006 10:45:00 AM, Blogger Ariel said...

Can never be to careful is what I say.

 
At Sunday, December 17, 2006 11:47:00 AM, Blogger Ginger said...

You were very astute to immediately recognize the danger.

 
At Sunday, December 17, 2006 1:49:00 PM, Blogger Kimo & Sabi said...

That THING looks annoying! Ignoring works best - they will go away.

 
At Sunday, December 17, 2006 5:25:00 PM, Blogger One of us said...

Maybe its an annoying sheep instead of a vishus sheep

 
At Sunday, December 17, 2006 6:10:00 PM, Anonymous Fat Eddy said...

I dunno. I think you coulda taken that vishus sheep. And those are very cool pics's of you and your man peep. Cool story. Come visit my site if you get a chance.

 
At Sunday, December 17, 2006 7:03:00 PM, Blogger Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

I agree with Ariel, you can never be to careful. Skeezix's blog says sheep can be vishus.
You do looks brave about it. I might haf run and hid but you stood your ground. Good job Rascal! That is a brave house panther!

 
At Sunday, December 17, 2006 7:33:00 PM, Blogger thebookmistress said...

Sheep can't all be vishus -- sheep fur makes wonderful knitted things, like cozies, blankies, and toys.

 
At Sunday, December 17, 2006 9:43:00 PM, Anonymous whaleshaman said...

that's pretty funny...LOL!

 
At Monday, December 18, 2006 3:54:00 PM, Blogger George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Humans have a weird sense of humor, don't they? I'd steer clear of that sheep thing if there's any chance it might be vishus. Better to be safe than sorry!

George

 

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