Thursday, September 21, 2006

Is It Time For Treats Yet?

Who: Rascal and Catzee
When: Just before dawn
Where: In the hallway outside of Mom and Dad's bedroom door
What: The two Cats need a plan
Why: Read on and see

Catzee: Rascal, wanna play?

Rascal and Catzee, making a plan.
Rascal: No, it's too early.

Catzee: How come its too early? We're awake aren't we?

Rascal: Yeah, but Mom and Dad are still asleep.

Catzee: So, we're not sposed to play cuz they're sleepin'?

Rascal: No, We're not supposed to play because it's time for morning treats.

Catzee: But how can we get treats if Mom an' Dad are sleepin'?

Rascal: We wake them up.

Catzee: But I already tried that. They jus said “Go to bed” an' went back to sleep.

Rascal: We have to make them want to get up.

Catzee: How do we do that?

Rascal: Come here and let Me show you.

The two Cats exit to the spare bedroom which serves as a storage room and where Mom keeps her yarn and sewing stuff.

Rascal: See that little basket up there?

Catzee: The one on top of that pile of boxes wif the yarn an' little yarn sticks pokin' out of it?

Rascal: That's the one.

Catzee: So?

Rascal: Well, Mom wouldn't want it falling down. She wouldn't want all her stuff spread out all over the floor.

Catzee: Yeah?

Rascal: Yeah. So if it accidentally fell down, Mom would want to get up to put it back again. And once she's out of bed she'll want to feed Us treats.

Catzee: Really??? Are ya gonna knock it down.

Rascal: Oh, I don't think I can jump that high. I don't think I can land on that little spot to get to it.

Catzee: Well I could!

Rascal: Really? Why don't you show Me?

Sound of a Cat scrambling followed by a loud

CRASH!!!Mom, mumbling sleepily: What's going on!

Mom gets up to see what the noise was all about.

The Mess.

Mom: Alright. Who's been messing with my stuff!?!?!?!

Rascal: It wasn't Me!

Mom: CATZEE!!!!

Rascal: Ah, the joys of being the older and wiser Cat.

Catzee: Is it time for treats yet?

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At Thursday, September 21, 2006 7:50:00 PM, Blogger The Meezers said...

good teamwerk. we hopes you gotted your treats

At Thursday, September 21, 2006 8:19:00 PM, Blogger Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

that's just excellent! yur furry smart. see, aren't ya glad ta haf a sister?

At Thursday, September 21, 2006 8:27:00 PM, Blogger Lil' One said...

Uhto, you got Catzee in trouble! Thats not too nice :(.

P.s. did you get treats?

At Thursday, September 21, 2006 11:27:00 PM, Blogger ML (Mary Lynn) said...

o,catzee, i finks u wuz setted up. u gots ta git rascal back nows, fur me 'n all tha lil kitten bro-furs 'n sis-furs....kc

At Friday, September 22, 2006 8:39:00 AM, Blogger Ariel said...

Poop Catzee.Rascal that was mean yet treats are hard to resist.

At Friday, September 22, 2006 8:42:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Catzee, next time yoo'll haf to moov quick an let yer brofurr take the blame. hope yoo got yer treats.

At Friday, September 22, 2006 9:49:00 AM, Blogger Latte said...

Oh Rascal, you are soo smart. I do this with Kaze all of the time. That way I don't get yelled at but the end result is what I wanted. Keep up the good work bro!

At Friday, September 22, 2006 9:52:00 AM, Blogger DEBRA said...

Did ya get your treats Catzee?


At Friday, September 22, 2006 10:16:00 AM, Blogger Catzee said...

Eventuallys we gotted the treats but we had ta wait until Dad got up an Mom picked up the mess an Mom gotted their coffee an they sat down at the big table. Then we got treats.

At Friday, September 22, 2006 2:00:00 PM, Blogger Mrs. Sniffles said...

Hee hee hee that was clever.

At Friday, September 22, 2006 2:17:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha, ha. The two of you are lots of fun.
By the way, I love the sheep under the table. Very cute.

At Saturday, September 23, 2006 9:20:00 AM, Blogger Canberra BK said...

Ahahahaha! You guys are great!

At Saturday, September 23, 2006 8:19:00 PM, Blogger Zeus said...

Well done, Rascal! There's nothing more satisfying than getting your younger sister in trouble while you sit back, admiring your work.

At Saturday, September 23, 2006 9:41:00 PM, Blogger Hot(M)BC said...


But the all important question... did you get the treats?????

~~ Mini

At Sunday, September 24, 2006 12:17:00 PM, Blogger Smeagol & Strider (Mystery & Gizmo too!) said...

Ha ha, that was furry sneaky, Rascal!

At Sunday, September 24, 2006 12:50:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm taking notes on how this was done (for future reference)! Thanks for the idea ...

At Sunday, September 24, 2006 5:38:00 PM, Blogger Beau Beau & Angie said...

You two sound like real planners to us. Hey - you gots a box just like us too wif a door an efurrything.

At Sunday, September 24, 2006 10:10:00 PM, Blogger caspersmom said...

Rascal you sure are aptly named, getting poor Catzee in trouble. Shrewd one. I do like that stuffed sheep, could really pounce on that.


At Tuesday, September 26, 2006 2:00:00 PM, Blogger Emma's Kat said...

Yes, Rascal, you do come honestly by your name! You Rascal! ;)

At Thursday, May 03, 2007 8:51:00 PM, Blogger Renee said...

Well now that you've posted this on your blog...that your mom reads...she knows what you've been up to Rascal. Naughty kitty.


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